Priest! In! Spaaaaaace!!!

Now that Pope Francis has finally made good on Our Lady's century-old request for the Consecration of Russia, isn't it about time to consecrate the Earth? Elon Musk seems to be gravitating toward sanity--perhaps even virtue?!--so maybe we could petition him to charter His Holiness and maybe Cardinals Burke and Sarah a ride to the exosphere. One good Latin Mass in geosynchronous orbit, and the whole globe is sacred ground. It sure can't hurt!